For one night only, Pouring Beans presents The Porcelainettes LIVE on stage in the concert auditorium below the bell tower. Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to catch one of the world’s most hotly tipped up-and-coming ceramic bands in the plush surroundings of this website!
Featuring great covers of classic sing-along hits such as:
- “Livin’ Doll”
- Nina Simone’s “Little Girl Blue”
- Kraftwerk’s “The Model”
- “Achey Breaky Ceramic Heart”
- “Tiny Dancer”
- Annie Lennox’s “Walking On Broken Glass (And Pottery)”
- “Statue Got Me High” (it’s a TMBG song, I don’t expect you to get the reference, it’s just for me really)
- “Fade to Grey (Hair)”
And many many many more.
13 comments on “Live in concert”
I’m trying to come up with hilarious pun songs to add to the list and I’m drawing a blank 🙁 #jokesongfail
That’s why my list is only eight songs in length. Thanks for trying though, mate. I expect Kev will be here with a truckload of them any minute now.
Oh yeah, he’s fresh off the boat when it comes to porcelain doll song based zingers (what?)
Wait. China Girl by David Bowie 🙂
Yes. YES. And:
Porcelain by Moby.
Smashing (no pun intended).
Would ‘Light My Fire’ (like a kiln) be too obtuse?
I think you need the “(like a kiln)” bit to make it work.
You could maybe have “Clay” by Shakespeare’s Sister.
And some pun on “days” where you instead say “glaze”, but I can’t think of a song where it works.
What about ‘Glaze’ by the Kinks?
Yes. That’ll do.
Can we get away with Heart of Glass by Blondie?
Of course we can. This is us remember; if it’s shit then we can make it pass for yeah!
They could always crack off a couple of numbers by Concrete and Clay.
I… I think I’ve run out.
I may also have run that river dry, although we both we’re scraping the metaphorical bottom of the metaphorical barrel from day one.
…something by New Model Army?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that’s a wrap.