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Thank you for ensuring that the words “loose flaps” will appear on my screen at work in very large, bold lettering for some time to come.
You’re welcome. If only more people were considerate enough to bring “loose flaps” to the attention of others.
I keep looking at this but I still can’t see any loose flaps in the picture, just a nondescript area of suburban Tyneside. Am I missing something?
I could show you but it’s so filthy your eyeballs may roll out in unison.
That only makes me want it more. I bet those flaps are just hanging by a thread. Mmmmm. I like it like that.
It’s the kind of sight that Ron would want on his one singular postcard. I’m not sure you’re ready, Christopher.
I’m so ready. I’m sitting here, leaning eagerly forward, just waiting to catch a glimpse of those flaps as they hove into view.
(I feel like this is all taking us to a dreadful place.)
Christ. I wasn’t ready for that. I beheld it while totally unprepared. I think I’m going to be sick.
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