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Would you like a delicious drink of Perky Penguin?

Perky Penguin

12 comments to Perky Penguin

  • I’m not sure I would. I imagine it to be a plot by some DC style super villain to turn children into slaves to their evil plan.

  • Waddling penguin slaves? Perky slaves? Shuffling around, conducting terrible misdeeds while holding eggs between their feet?

    Yes. Yes, I think that is very probable.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I think I need this in my life, but the North East does not cater for such frivolity.

  • I looked into procuring a bottle of Perky Penguin for your visit but haven’t found any local stockists.


  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    When life can’t even serve you a bottle of Perky Penguin… I’m so upset I don’t know how to finish that sentence.

  • You could finish it like this:
    “When life can’t even serve you a bottle of Perky Penguin, reach for the absinthe and drink yourself to oblivion.”

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Thems sounds likes fightings words.

    Have you been channeling the ghost of Ernest Hemingway?

  • Ernest Hemingway

    Nobody channels me, sir. If they did I’d deck them.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Fair enough. We wouldn’t want to upset Papa Hemingway, unless it was in the name of publicity.

  • When life can’t even serve you a bottle of Perky Penguin, grab a bottle of Frisky Fox©… new from Pouring Beans Productions.

  • Did we settle on Frisky Fox’s flavour? I voted for Fennel, Fig and Flumps but I don’t recall hearing the outcome.

  • I think Failure and Frivolity would make a nice mix.

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