That is all I have to say. It’s New Year’s Eve, my Christmas tree is already put away for next year and after a rather lengthy tidy up over a few days, the flat has never looked better.
You can now witness my unboxing of Chris’ mysterious package (not a euphemism)on the Tube of Yous and it will only take you less than a minute. I am making a list of items to purchase with all the revenue the video is going to generate. It’s going to be a huge winner.
I expect 2023 to be the best for everyone. Happy New Year to all.
16 comments on “The video is uploaded”
Excellent news. Obviously I haven’t watched it yet. I will report black when I have.
Our house is still festooned with Christmas and has never been messier! Happy new year!
I’ve just realised how very Ian it is of you to not include the video in your post!
Amazing work. The only thing worse than the gift you received is the video of you receiving it!
I applaud your decision not to turn the big light on.
It is the Ianest thing in the world to have finally uploaded the video but still not put it on the Beans.
Above everything else, though, I am delighted that Royal Mail helped out with the crapness of the present by breaking the gnome’s legs off in transit. I sent a fully intact gnome, which in hindsight was a mistake. They’ve clearly got my back.
I inititially looked at trying to migrate it from the tube of yous to here and gave up after five minutes. I was too busy dancing to Billy Joel.
Were you trying to do it for The Longest Time?
I’ve never heard that song before. Don’t Ask Me Why.
It doesn’t matter whether you have or you haven’t. I like you Just The Way You Are.
That wasn’t a #BillyJokel at all. What were you thinking? I was prepared to be in this running gag for the long haul, but no more. I’m Movin’ Out.
Look, We Didn’t Start the Fire, so if you’re going to assign any blame take a long hard look in the mirror #BillyJokel
Oh, he’s back with a bang! I thought #BillyJokel was over. That’s the greatest comeback I’ve ever Scene(s From an Italian Restaurant).
You win based on your ability to stretch one joke so far and then stretch it even further. I can’t compete with that level of absurdity.
You’re clearly the Big Shot here.
Thanks mate. Dream big, that’s the key. Don’t ever think you’ve stretched as far as you’ll ever stretch. There’s always a bit more slack to torture that joke a bit further. I firmly believe that even if some people say it’s crazy and I’m just a deluded utoPiano Man.
… what’s an utoPiano Man?