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“… the time is coming up to 12:17 right here on Shoe FM, churning out the best in shoe and shoe-related music all day, every day.

As ever I am your host through the toast, Jazz Bungleton, ready and willing to satisfy your need for tweed. We can take it nice and slow or go hell for leather; whatever the occasion.

Once the mid-mid-morning news is out of the way I will be playing the pink-tastic ‘I Only Have Eyes for Shoe’ by the fantabulous Flamingoes swiftly followed by ‘Shoe to Me are Everything’ by the Real Thing, one of those toe-tappers you cannot help but get off your feet and dance to; I know I will be. Then it’ll be a triple whammy of ‘Only Shoe’ by the Platters, ‘Only Shoe’ by Sting and ending with the lovely ‘Only Shoe’ by Yazoo.

If there is a better playlist out there I would like to see it myself because I do not believe it exists.

Later on today we will also be playing our wonderful game ‘Shoe Do You Think You Are?’ where listeners are invited to call in with a chance to win a year’s supply of shoe polish courtesy of our brilliant sponsors Kiwi, the world’s number one classic shoe polish.

Sandra Qwango is prepped and ready to force a large chunk of news-ical information down your ears in about one minute and fifty six seconds time once I have rubbed you down with a healthy dose of ‘From Me to Shoe’ by our Liverpudlian laughter hounds, The Beatles.

You are most welcome!”

23 comments to Shoe FM

  • ‘Shoe’ must be joking, this isn’t just a ‘platform’ for you to ‘moccasin’.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Ding ding!

    There dad jokes, not only in the same hour but also in the SAME sentence? Unbelievable.

  • My question is this. Why is the news on Shoe FM scheduled very precisely at 12:19?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Wouldn’t shoe like to know?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Wouldn’t shoe like to know! I got the first one wrong.

  • I would like to know. What sort of brogue broadcaster times their news for 12:19? It’s an absolute sandal. Give me a straight answer this time, no flip-flopping.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    So why is that for over a decade we’ve all struggled yet both of you have managed to crack off three dad jokes in one post each? Guys, have you been holding out on me?

  • There’s something about Shoe FM that makes it possible.

    SHOE REALLY DID IT THIS TIME!

    *ding*

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Shoe should make the most of it while it lasts. Shoe really should.

    Brown brogues.

  • Brown brogues are better than a poke in the eye. (what?)

  • A poke in the eye is better than socks with sandals.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Socks and sandals are marginally better than a tie made of sharks.

  • A tie made of sharks is marginally better than trousers made of crabs.

  • Trousers made of crabs are usually preferable to a loincloth made of bees.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    A loincloth of bees is this summer’s hottest item but doesn’t compare to a bumbag of pandas.

  • If you can’t compare it, how do you know if it’s better or worse?

    One thing is for sure. We’ve found a hell of a lot of things that are worse than brown brogues.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Brown brogues?

  • Brown brogues are better than a panda with conjunctivitis.

  • A panda with conjunctivitis is better than a cow with diarrhoea.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    A cow with diarrr… a cow with diaroho… a cow with pooing problems is better than a wombat with cooties.

  • A wombat with cooties is better than a raincoat full of earthworms.

  • Actually, I’m going to have to halt proceedings here.

    I’d say a raincoat full of earthworms is much better that a wombat with cooties.

    At least earthworms are passive critters and not likely to bike you and give you wombat cooties.

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