There’s been a lot of talk around here lately. Lots of people saying things. I suppose that’s how these blogs tend to work, but I think it might be time for something different. So, just for a change, let’s have a game of cards.
We all get seven cards. Aces are high. Jokers are wild. Queens are saucy.
I will begin by playing the seven of clubs.
22 comments on “A game of cards”
I play… Other card games from Hasbro? Ah who shuffled this deck?!
Good move. I’m going to pick up two cards even though it’s not my turn.
This card has been handmade. I don’t think there’s a 17 of Chives. That’s a lot of onions.
I think this card is from Uno. It’s a red three.
I play the “congratulations on your new baby girl” card. You miss a go.
I’m gonna go stretch some weasels while you carry on.
I will play a yellow card. If I play another one you get sent off, so watch out.
Does anyone want a drink whilst I’m up? There’s some prune juice and iced/ice/eeyce tea in the fridge.
I’ll have a pod ice tea please.
Have we got any of those salty mimbles? Bring a bowl of those out.
Salty mimbles on their way. There’s also some shant hangers at the back of the cupboard you could have.
I don’t know if I’m that hungry. Bring the rest of the frosted kin cold out of the freezer, though. I’ll have those.
While you’ve been gone I’ve helped myself to another five cards, by the way. Bully for ME.
Ah nah, that’s a big plate of bully for me, or bully for you. Is it my turn yet?
No It’s my turn and I’ve played the 9 of Clive. Everyone must down their drink and spin round 3 times.
Wait, was that the nine of Clive or the nine of Chive? If it’s the latter then that doesn’t count because I already played the 17 of Chives.
Nine of Clive. I’m not mental.
I’ve played Kev’s business card from when he worked at Hainsworths, which is still in my wallet.
Right here’s all your drinks.
I’ve got a pamphlet about our Lord Jesus Christ and how Satan is out to get us. Does that count?
Is it the bizarre one about the disco? I love that one, but unless its printed on card, no. It doesn’t count.
That’s the one. If I go away and mount that sucker would it count?
I could laminate for England!
I’m playing the race card. Everybody now feels a bit awkward for the next two turns.
No, no its OK. Some of my best friends are cards.
I think it’s my turn so I’m going to play the Mr Bun the Baker card.
I’m playing the card card, which is a blank card with good intentions.