Avatar Competition Time

It’s that time again. I am sure we have had competitions in the past so why not crack off a new year with a new competition?

What do you see with your eyes?

As I have many pairs of eyes, I have chosen to look at this particular picture with my looking eyes. I was going to peer however I changed my mind at the last minute.

What you can see is previous Pouring Beans / Nish star Flat Kitty who has gone up in the world. Not only is she now one of the most fashionable, flattest cats in the world but she is also leader of a proto international underground organisation, who mainly rule through fear and terrifying oppression. They have invaded a tiny province in Bosnia and Herzegovina, and have set up camp in the middle of the town. It was bound to happen; she has been lining this up for the last decade or so. The only surprise is that she did not achieve this any earlier.

So, onto the competition. What you need to do is to come up with the funniest, strangest or most downright rudest comments to go under, on top or in both parts of the picture. The winning entry will have their efforts formally approved, laminated (maybe) and possibly even stretched onto the side of a building.

Entries must be submitted by 12:00am on 9th February 2018. Good luck!

20 comments on “Competition Time

  • Is “TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT” part of the picture that I will have to work around, or is that your entry in the competition?

  • Yeah, you have to find some way to incorporate the TEXT.

    Or that’s a massive lie and you can disregard it. I’m happy with either.

  • There’s nothing worse than being shot in the bottom text. That’s Hallmark’s new line of greetings cards.

  • I hoped that one day mine would have its own ass line. Kevindo has beaten me to it.

  • “Greasy Seagull Fashions” are hoping to bring out a new ass line next year. Saggy-assed middle aged men are going to love it.

  • Anymore for anymore? There’s still plenty of time to get your entries in.

  • OK, my next entry is:

    My lapTOP TEXT is too small. I will shoot it with this machine gun unless my pet roBOT, TOM TEXT, fixes it.

  • Lets try:

    I use gun to acquire TOP TEXTiles from Columbia, I smuggle inside superB OTTOMan. TEXTiles is cutthroat business these days.

  • A superb bottom man. Another bottom related entry from Kevin there. These are all award-winning as far as I’m concerned.

  • And that’s it! Time’s up! No more entries!

    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay (what?)

  • I’m looking forward to finding out which of those magnificent ideas is going to be laminated and possibly stretched building-wide.

    Wheeeeeeeeey! (what?)

  • I like the fact that we all spelled whaaaay/waaaaaay/wheeeey differently. Do I win a prize for that?

  • Prizes and consolations will be announced shortly.

    Woeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeie (what?)

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