Time for some serious discussion here on PB…
What is your favourite meat?
You can, and must, ONLY choose one of the following, unless you want to add another, and then you can, that’s fine too:
- Beef
- Pork
- Lamb
- Chicken
- Fish (they’re all the same)
- Horse
- Sausages
17 comments on “Meat”
This is a hugely important question and I’ve spent most of the day thinking about it, to the detriment of my relationships with work colleagues and my personal hygiene.
My answer is lamb. Delicious lamb. Tender, succulent, delicious lamb. Lamb.
I’d definitely have to choose pork. All the best things are pork:
Bacon, gammon, ham, Pulled pork, ribs, sausages.
Mmmm pork.
They’re just all so good; do I really only get to choose one? Looking at that picture makes my jowels water with delight.
Stop the delaying tactics, Mac Mac Mac Mac. The rules are clear. Pick one.
I like beef. BEEF!
(and with that, my face suddenly appeared)
((thanks Chris))
Your FACE looks AMAZING.
Also, good choice.
A hearty welcome to Ian’s Viso/Volto.
However you are both wrong. Pork wins.
Your choice of pork included sausages, so you actually chose two from the list.
Does that mean you’re disqualified?
My viso/volto is happy to be back, even if it still does slightly resemble a woman’s.
Is it a trick question and the real answer is just mince?
MINCE!
I think that’s a yes. Pork mince, lamb mince, beef mince… It’s a pretty strong argument.
Mince ticks all the boxes and leaves you with a sexy taste in your mouth. You can’t go wrong.
Of all the things that take the form of long, tangled, edible strands, mince is unarguably the sexiest.
Exacta-mundo, except possibly strawberry laces. Recent polls suggest that they are in fact “da bomb”.
I’d say they are more sensual than sexual, but it’s very much down to the discretion of the individual diner.
I like to push a whole packet into my mouth to prove how sensational I am.