Every year the supermarkets try to outdo each other with horrific Christmas-flavour snacks and party food. You can tell that none of it is a good idea because none of it comes back for a second year. Anyway, this is just to warn you that Tesco have taken an early lead in the horrible Christmas snack mash-up stakes.
8 comments on “The first horror of Christmas”
As well as identifying you as a criminal, something we can all agree is very useful, your name also doubles as a seasonal alternative to Christopher. I have noticed this. Look at me.
Also, nobody wants nuts and pork. Absolutely nobody.
No. Especially when it’s a pigs in blankets flavour coating. Just the word “flavour” or “coating” would be enough to tell you this is manky, but both together is real red flag.
The fact that it also has to stipulate what a pig in a blanket flavour is further down the label is incredible. How stupid do they think we are? Enough to buy their product?
No, Nanette, No.
It’s a big hey nonny no nay nen from me too. I’ll have my pigs in blankets real or not at all. That is a cast iron policy that I have insisted HR place on my permanent file at work.
It does make me wonder if a third horror of Christmas is due to land before the end of the month.
I haven’t found one yet, but there’s definitely still time.
Thankfully there wasn’t one, unless it was the 30+ Hallmark films I was forced, I mean I lovingly sat down to watch over the winter period.
If that’s not a Christmas horror I don’t know what is. I think there’s a helpline for people like you.