Every year the supermarkets try to outdo each other with horrific Christmas-flavour snacks and party food. You can tell that none of it is a good idea because none of it comes back for a second year. Anyway, this is just to warn you that Tesco have taken an early lead in the horrible Christmas snack mash-up stakes.
2 comments on “The first horror of Christmas”
As well as identifying you as a criminal, something we can all agree is very useful, your name also doubles as a seasonal alternative to Christopher. I have noticed this. Look at me.
Also, nobody wants nuts and pork. Absolutely nobody.
No. Especially when it’s a pigs in blankets flavour coating. Just the word “flavour” or “coating” would be enough to tell you this is manky, but both together is real red flag.