Look at you!
You need to be part of something. You need to be part of the Hall’s Wall Mince Movement.
If you join the Hall’s Wall Mince Movement (or HWMM as it is known amongst its members) then you will be given great rewards, sometimes of meat.
I cannot promise you excitement, I cannot promise you fame and glory. I cannot even promise you a refund on the extortionate subscription fees but I can promise you a couple of bowls of spaghetti bolognese every now and then.
Follow my shiny glitter twinkles and I will lead the way!