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My favourite is the tufty puffin. It makes tufts look smart. If I had a tuft, I’d look like a fully-grown man who can’t comb his own hair. How is the puffin so cool?
To me the tufted puffin looks like he has big eyebrows rather than tufts. I’d call it the Heseltine Puffin.
I like the Atlantic puffin it has strong emo vibes. It has good black eyeliner, like the ‘horned’, but has brought the black into its beak too. And look at it, it just looks so sad. True commitment.
They all look a bit emo if you ask me. Are you sure this isn’t a band photo of My Chemical Romance?
They do all look a bit emo. I wonder if all puffins are actually sad, tortured teenagers?
I suppose that would make most secondary schools zoos and nobody is paying to visit those puffins.
If you’re paying to visit secondary schools you’ve bought tickets for the wrong tour bus.
If you’re paying money to go look at teenagers you’re probably on a list and should leave the premises before the police arrive.
Well, I’m not, so that’s fine. I’m sitting here thinking about puffins, which is entirely legal. I checked.
Sometimes I come back here just to look at the puffins. It’s nice.
It IS, isn’t it?
It IS, though, isn’t it?
(It’s been ages since we did this)
It IS mind, isn’t it?
(Yes, let’s keep going for old time’s sake)
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