Ahh the card games. The classics, who doesn’t enjoy playing the old favourites like snap, Happy Families or Canasta? Well now there’s a ‘new’ game in town, brought to you by Changlish Chranslayshon & Sons Ltd.
DONYKET! A twist on the old classic, Donkey. DONYKET! Don’t forget to ‘off ers your cards’, you don’t want to be left with the ‘Dondey’ and get called Donkey!
DONYKET!
14 comments on “How to play ‘Donyket’”
I’m very confused by the line that begins “then the firs”. After this point, evergreen trees aren’t mentioned again. What happens to them?
There’s an awful lot of words in this. The yellow is particularly pleasing but otherwise it’s bad apples all round.
There are indeed, and the really tricky bit is that not all the words are words. Maybe not all the bad apples are apples either. There’s no way of knowing.
Are we sure it’s English to begin with? I noticed some words I’ve never seen before: ‘aplayer’, ‘contiues’ and something along the lines of ‘pictures’? It must be a forgery.
That sounds like French to me. It might be French.
Maybe it was written by the same person who wrote the leading a donkey to water question?
Also, you are such a Dondey.
It probably was.
Can Dondey swim in river?
Donyket can be played in river.
I like how its unclear if the player off ers his cards “Face Down” or if the player should be face down as he off ers his cards.
Doing things face down is easier than doing “themface down”.
Should you sit cross-legged with your face down or on a table? It sounds painy.
What about if I cut off a bit of the table and cellotape it to ma face?
Why would you sit on a table?
Can Dondey sit on table?
Can I pay for that with M&Ms?
You cant, we don’t take confectionary as currency round here. Be off with you. And leave that dondey alone.