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“Legendary” rock and roll outfit Status Quo have had their 2013 film ‘Bula Quo!’ banned in the United Kingdom for being just too funny.

Originally the BBFC were planning to issue every copy of the DVD with a health warning that should you attempt to watch the film in one sitting you may struggle to cope with the sheer level of hilarity and should have the emergency services on standby. This was upgraded to a full frontal banning however after it was revealed that several members of the public have been admitted to hospital following recent viewings of the film.

Indeed having conquered the musical world it was only a matter of time before the band moved onto other exploits. “‘Bula Quo!’ is and still remains one of the most well-received, well-loved and financially successful British films of all time” admits Chancel Boxridge, senior executive at the BBFC, “beating ‘Skyfall’ by a cool one hundred million pounds at the box office thanks to it’s amazing mix of well-timed comedy and thrilling set pieces. That said though we cannot allow it to remain available to the general public, especially those with weak dispositions as it could easily bump off a third of the population within its ninety minute running time.”

Following the announcement, copies of the film have been exchanging hands on eBay for up to two hundred and fifty times their original price. We attempted to procure a copy only to be outbid by a septuagenarian in Wales.

Police were despatched to a man’s garage in Stockport yesterday only to discover illegal screenings of the film taking place up to five times a day. Several people were reported out of breath and very red around the cheekal area; nine were taken to hospital and three were arrested for attempted manslaughter.

If you are or have ever been anywhere near this film we strongly urge you to move away now.

13 comments on “Newsboost – Quantum Quo Quandary

  • Given this important advice, I have indeed moved away, and am now at arm’s length from my screen. Is this enough to save me?

  • Unfortunately we have it on good authority that you have already been exposed and are a health risk to anyone in a 50 mile radius.

  • Does this mean that those of us savvy enought to have obtained a copy of the dvd will now see it rocket in value?

  • I think it cost close to £200 when it was purchased so the margins should be getting better.

  • If I could bear to part with it that is. I think it will stay in the family as an heirloom for many generations!

  • I love the fact that you had to respond in three separate comments. Sometimes you’re far too excessive for my liking, Kevindo.

    Yes it’s now a collectable.

  • It’ll look like we have more posts I suppose. If you’re that way inclined.

  • You watch that Menendez though. He’s a tricky fellow.

  • That’s a very good point. The next time he pops his head up from re-adjusting his belch panels make sure he keeps his distance.

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