Things are complicated now, aren’t they? There’s a lot going on.
I can’t fix that, but I can give you a ninety second holiday from all the complicated stuff in the world of 2018 by taking you back in time to 2012, an innocent age when anything seemed possible, and three handsome young men asked themselves the question: why should a man only be able to drink one cup of tea at once?
OK. That’s all there is. Now get back to your stupid complicated life.