You run a remarkably successful (?) website. You need to come up with content every single month to entertain the millions (?) of punters who keep turning up for laughs (?).
Okay, I’ll stop there.
If you ever needed proof that despite our best intentions, we all normally earn a bean by scraping something up on the last day of the month then here it is:
I did a screenshot with an even longer list but I think I may have deleted it and/or it got lost in the hundreds of baby orb photos I’ve taken since September.
Hey, we’re all human. Coming up with new and entertaining ideas is hard when you lead such busy lifestyles such as ourselves. I’m not going to beat myself up over something as trivial as this. I’m going to listen to the weird whistling sound the radiator in the dining room makes now that we’ve had a new boiler installed and smile.
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I think we all know, in our heart of hearts, that this is true. Shameful, yes, disappointing, yes. But inescapably true.
Let’s all be proud of the rich legacy we’re leaving for everyone else. When they realise what we’ve been doing all this time is exactly what everyone else is doing we’ll be regarded as… something.
That sentence was so completely empty of meaning that it went off the scale, came back round the other side and ended up being quite profound.
I have a way with words.
By that I mean that I normally use them incorrectly more than everyone else. I crimsonly approach the subject every time.
Your insistence on using the word “crimsonly” as if it means something tells us everything we need to know about your “way” with “words”.
Come on, Chris, you know what it means.