A Breath of Fresh Beans returns for its monthly instalment with what is possibly our longest ever episode!
Inside we discuss:
- Borrowing
- Love in Greggs
- Exciting books
- Theft
- Plungers
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17 comments on “ABOFB 24: Free/Not Free”
Just to confirm what you already know: I haven’t listened to this yet.
I stand by my claim that, when faced with a person generously offering a limited amount of free food, “can I have all of them?” is the most Ian thing it’s possible to ask.
I have almost listened to this, I was within a hair’s grace (?) of getting it and then I didn’t so I’m listening to it tonight.
Get your listen on and report back. We’re all waiting.
I’m not sure what for.
For some unrelated comment about buttons possibly.
“can I have all of it?” is soooo Ian.
The last twist in the tale is that the person who was giving me the free cereal left and I have been free cereal-less ever since. Weep for me, boys, weep for me.
Live footage of Ian’s breakfast…
At least you still have use of the disgusting office toilet plunger.
And the memories, oh the sweet memories of free cereal and office plunging.
Exactly. You enjoy those memories, and I’ll be over here thinking about my free gingerbread man. We won’t see days like those again.
You mean the time that sleazy baker was trying to chat you up with baked goods?
That’s the one.
I’ve now listened to this a second time, and it made me laugh all over again.
I should try and listen to them more than once, maybe tice. That way I would remember them better.
There’s other options, you know, between once and tice. They might suit you more. I suggest you investigate by googling “numbers between one and ten”.
I only know three numbers: one, because that’s me, three, because we always need three, and tice, because I invented it.
In fairness you can just use combinations of those to make other numbers, so you’re probably fine.
Tice de one, Tice de three, three tice?
You’re right, I’m set.