I like those biscuits that are actually just a big slab of chocolate with a bit of biscuit loitering on the back. That’s the correct ratio of chocolate to biscuit.
Anyway, in the midst of battering my way through a delicious packet of them, I paused briefly to turn one over and have a look at the biscuit side. It had a message for me.
I have decided to start using this as a slightly condescending pet name for people.
- “Hey, slow down there, butter keks.”
- “Right you are, butter keks.”
- “Alright, butter keks, you and whose army?”
If you have other suggestions for slightly patronising ways to use this as a mild pejorative, please post them below.