I like those biscuits that are actually just a big slab of chocolate with a bit of biscuit loitering on the back. That’s the correct ratio of chocolate to biscuit.
Anyway, in the midst of battering my way through a delicious packet of them, I paused briefly to turn one over and have a look at the biscuit side. It had a message for me.
I have decided to start using this as a slightly condescending pet name for people.
- “Hey, slow down there, butter keks.”
- “Right you are, butter keks.”
- “Alright, butter keks, you and whose army?”
If you have other suggestions for slightly patronising ways to use this as a mild pejorative, please post them below.
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What about:
“Hey butter keks, put your knickers on and go make me a cup of tea!”
That’s a winner. That’s straight in.
How about: “Lights out, Butter Keks!”
That’s so good I wish I’d thought of it myself.
“Time’s up, Butter Keks!”
“Sweet dreams, Butter Keks!”
“Get your Sunday night, Butter Keks!”
Over the last week I’ve been trialling: “Nice face, butter keks, it reminds me of my arse”.
Oooo, I bet whoever was on the receiving end of that is feeling pretty dismal right about now.
Which reminds me of the other one I’ve been using:
“I bet you’re feeling pretty dismal right about now, butter keks.”
It’s not as good as the others.
You’re right, it’s not.
“Time to taste my fists, Butter Keks!”