Do you have poorly-raised pork? Are you in receipt of rude chops or maladjusted mince? Are you berated by bad bacon and lazy lamb cutlets? What you need is the best in the business to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget.
Manners for Meat will take your ill-educated meat products and transform them into something you can show to mother and father at the next boating ceremony.
Leave your meat with us and we will put them through an intense yet fair training regime to whip them into shape.
No more crossed words. No more mumbling under their breath. No more ill-advised comments during luncheons and dinner parties. No slouching, no passing wind, no loud burps the likes of which could shake the top of Ben Nevis and drip snow on all the surrounding villages.
Manners maketh the man but they also maketh the meat.
Give us two weeks and we will put them through their paces and leave a lasting effect that will be seen for generations to come (or until your next Sunday dinner).
Come for the manners, stay for the meat.
8 comments on “Time to shape up or ship out”
Direct action against poorly behaved meat. Yes. I like how you don’t mince your words.
I’d steak my reputation on it, by Jove.
It’s time we made a start. Chop chop.
You’ll loin a thing or two when I’m done that’s for sure.
Too right. You and I have a beef with ill-mannered meat.
(I think I ran out)
Fair enough. What matters is that you have manners now, or your meat does, or something. I don’t really know.
We both know that come hell or high water, there’s no way this meat bag is ever getting manners (what?).