Hey! Hey you! You with the dog!
Whatcha doing with that dog? Are you bothering it? Is it that awesome that you can’t help but bother it and want to spend time with it? If that’s true, then you need to join the ‘Dog Botherers’.
You shouldn’t feel ashamed about your behaviour. There are thousands of awesome dogs out there. They’re sat with their owners out in real life which is great but sometimes you can’t bother them because they’re doing their own thing. That’s upsetting.
At ‘Dog Botherers’, we don’t mind if you bother our dogs. Our weekly meetings are designed for people like you to bother dogs in a safe and friendly environment. Come meet like-minded individuals over a hot cup of friendship and a generous plate of fun biscuits.
If you like dogs, bothering your dogs and bothering other people’s dogs then ‘Dog Botherers’ is the place for you.
Book now! It’s no bother!
13 comments on “Dog Botherers”
I do like dogs, bothering my dog and bothering other people’s dogs. I firmly believe that an unbothered dog is an unhappy dog. Sign me up.
As you quite rightly pointed out about your dog, if it wasn’t so fantastic then you wouldn’t bother it. But it is. So you do.
There are so many other fantastic dogs that deserve to be bothered and made a fuss of.
They ALL need bothering, to a degree that I feel sad not to have realised until relatively late in my life. But you’ll be glad to know I’m making amends. Just the other day I spent some time bothering a black spanel who ran over and lay down in front of me for some bothering. She was called Crumble.
No. Nope. I dont want this. I shall take no further part in this bizarre pastime. Blegh.
I’ll book Kev’s place as well in that case and come twice.
He thinks he wants nothing to do with it but really we all know he wants to be part of it. I’ll beam the contents of a busy yet friendly dog-bothering Saturday afternoon into his brain next week.
He’ll like that. He’ll really enjoy that once it starts. Let’s just hope he’s not doing something where he needs to see what’s in front of him and not what you’re beaming in, like driving a car with his kids in the back or something.
Either that or one of his orbs will ask for a doggo and then he’s really fucked.
It’s only a matter of time. I expect, if one of them does demand a doggo, he’ll just turf them out and deny ever having known them. “You’re dead to me”, he’ll shout, while setting fire to their possessions.
That is so Kev.
Doggo denial. That’s what it is.
Both of my Orbs would quite like a dog, but the of the people who live here, three are allergic to the furry bastards. And they smell (the dogs not the people)… so it aint happening.
My dog doesn’t smell. And she DOES have a nose. So that’s one in the eye for tired music hall jokes.