The unprecedented girth of this year’s Pouring Beans Calendar has caused many of us difficulty, as we found that only eleven months would fit into the calendar’s patented display case. Thankfully, help is now at hand.
Your delivery of an official Pouring Beans Calendar Patented Display Case Expansion Pack Deluxe™ will take place shortly, and provides more space than is required even for the 2026 Calendar’s pages, which are printed on the same stuff they use for invitations to a coronation.
You will shortly receive:
2x Brick Corner 1x2x2, white
2x Brick 1×6, white
3x Brick 1×8, white
You will additionally receive any nitrile O-rings (20mm diameter) that you may have previously requested as part of the same package.
We recommend inserting these pieces as a new layer in the Display Case, and removing one layer of flat pieces, to obtain the optimum space for your 2026 Calendar. The additional pieces may be stored on the back of the Display Case and brought back into use in future years if Phil at work decides to order even more absurdly luxurious paper than this. However, we are now confident that, whatever arrangement you decide to settle upon, your Display Case is now capable of adapting to any calendar thickness eventuality.
Yours sincerely,
The Pouring Beans Calendar Customer Fulfilment Team
8 comments on “Calendar expansion pack delivery”
I haven’t posted these yet.
I have now posted these.
These have been received (yet).
I trust that everybody has now deployed these and has a full calendar stored safely in their calendar holder thing once again. Order has been restored to the universe.
I have so much space in my calendar that there’s almost *too* much space. Almost. I love my extended mega chunk calendar.
Perhaps I’ll bung a few crackers round the back (waaaaaay) to fill the cracks (waaaaaay) (?)
You should. Put that space to good use. It could also be used to store beer mats, business cards and pressed flowers.
Finally. A chance to put my business cards somewhere.
Ian McIver – Confident Melody