So we’re approaching the end of October and it’s only fair that my face gets the attention it deserves.
I mean come on people, this beard doesn’t grow itself you know. Look at it; such a magnificent specimen of a clutter of face candy right there. That has inspired numerous people, including yourselves, to throw money at it in the aid of raising money. And what money has been raised? Enough for me to continue to hold my head high, even if it may be weighed down with the loveliness centred about my chin.
Let us all take a couple of minutes to ponder this before moving on with our lives.