In my time, I’m well aware that I’ve been known to be an annoying pedant:
- I’ve been the guy to point out when people have flags upside down.
- I’ve been annoyed that people don’t cook toast properly (justifiably in your case Ian!)
- I’ve been someone who re-arranges people cutlery draws to put them in the correct order.
Last week we bought a new cutlery set. Our old one was getting tatty and the shiny bits were starting to wear off, so we popped down to Freeport and bought a new one.
Sometimes life just conspires to give you a metaphorical middle finger…
THE BASTARD KNIVES DONT FIT IN THE FUCKING KNIFE SLOT!
I’ve had to break the universally accepted way to fill a cutlery drawer and put the knives across the bottom because they are about 3mm too long for the correct space.