User avatarModern Art – A Schnozz for all Seasons

16 comments to Modern Art – A Schnozz for all Seasons

  • Is this one of your new noses? You said you’d be getting some new ones.

  • Ian

    Nay, no to the noses. I’m the eye man.

    This is a celebration of how schnozzy or schnozerrific one of Reuben’s dog’s noses is. Look at it. Marvellous!

  • Kev

    Can I just point out that said nose is only actually (even then partially) in one of those pictures.

  • Kev

    *** Email notification test please ignore this. (I know you wont) ***

  • A detailed analysis of this montage reveals it contains:
    – 3 whole eyes
    – 2 half eyes
    – 3 whiskery chops
    – 2 ears
    – 1.5 schnozzes

  • Ian

    You know what I like? Schnozzes and whiskery chops. His schnozz moves so fast that it’s hard to get it in the photo sometimes.

  • Ian

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  • Kev

    I dislike pretty much everything about dogs, so this post is very much a C- for me.

  • Ian

    What’s wrong with you? Why don’t you like the doggos?

    Did they steal your woman?

  • Kev

    I can give you a (non-exhaustive) list if you like:

    – They lick their own arses, then try to lick you.
    – The jump up at you with filthy paws.
    – They can’t be trusted to look after themselves for more than 10 minutes.
    – They smell of damp.
    – Their food smells of shite.
    – They’re stupid.
    – You have to walk them.
    – They are about 2% as intelligent as dog owners make out they are.
    – They bark.
    – They hide bits of pig ears under your sofa.
    – They will suddenly decide to murder you if bored.

  • Kev

    I also hate the word doggos.

  • I think the worst thing about dogs is the smell of dogs and the way the smell of dog attaches itself to everything the dog comes into contact with.

    However, concerns about arse licking, shite-smelling food, stupidity and unprovoked violence can equally be levelled at cats.

  • Ian

    You’ve changed your tune, sunshine. It was only last week that you were talking about a full-on back tattoo of the phrase ‘doggos for life’, Kev.

  • I think he was in favour of doggos for life, but not his life. He was in favour for the duration of someone else’s life. The other person was called Mucky Ron and he lived in Cleckheaton, and he’s dead now, so Kev hates dogs again.

  • Ian

    I saw him planning out some motivational posters too, doggos with noggos wearing bow toggos.

  • That reminds me of a joke.

    – My doggo’s got no noggo.
    – How does he smoggo?
    – Terriboggo.

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