It happened nine years ago today, on 30 November 2012.
It is the only picture I took that day, apparently.
But what is Kev doing? And where is he? And what is that red thing?
My phone thinks this happened in Swillington. Why would we be in Swillington? That can’t be right.
Answers on a postcard, please, to:
What is Kev Doing
Pouring Beans Competition Department
PouringBeans.com
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12 comments on “What is Kev doing?”
He’s squeezing two tomatoes in the hope of making homemade Virgin Marys?
Are you sure this is Swillington? Didn’t you have those stickers (the ones on my pocket) in your flat in London?
OOOOOohhohhohohhhoooooo!
I have no idea what I’m doing in the picture, but wasn’t this the very random, one-off, Christmas reunion meal thing we had with Al and possibly Chuckie or George? That happened didn’t it? I haven’t imagined it have I?
Have you caught two Robins and are you making them fight to the death?
It might be that. Did I get you some plastic thing that you could build? I don’t know what it made but I think it might have been that reunion thing and you were putting together whatever landfill I’d bought you for Christmas.
Have you melted two candles using the warmth of your hands and are trying to fashion them together to make some kind of mega candle?
All these questions are going to have to wait for Kev to come back, read this post again and answer them. This post now dates from two months ago and is no longer on the front page, so I don’t think we should be too hopeful about that happening.
He’s never coming back. Now he has a real kitchen and not some kind of building site where his kids run around and occasionally ask for a carton of juice he doesn’t know what’s going on in the world.
That’s the trouble. He’s so busy playing Kitchen Blockbusters that he doesn’t need us any more. And I wish him well with that.
I’m here, I’m not always here but I am right now.
I still have no idea what the red deeley is, could it be some wheels? Or an egg timer? Maybe I’d just pulled a yo-yo in half?
Will we ever know? Can we every really know the past?
I used to know the past but then it got all dangly and I lost interest.
I think it’s wheels. But not dangly ones.