The dog leaves the trousers out to tempt you.
But you can never take them. All he does is look at you and judge you from afar. Those are his trousers.
A Lesson LearnedThe dog leaves the trousers out to tempt you.
But you can never take them. All he does is look at you and judge you from afar. Those are his trousers.
14 comments on “A Lesson Learned”
If we clubbed together to form some sort of team, would we be able to distract the dog and obscure its view of the trousers for long enough that someone could quietly remove the trousers?
That dog HATES me, I could see it in his cold dead stare.
He does hate you, Kevin. Whatever did you do to him to provoke such a response? I’d say we should double team his ass to steal the trousers but that just sounds wrong.
Very wrong… and keep your filthy dog fantasies to yourself.
Let’s not shy away from the main point here. Clearly you, as in you, did something to this dog and right now if I were you, I wouldn’t want to know you.
Care to share with the group?
I reckon he visited Kev’s poodle grooming parlour one day and came away unhappy with his grooming. And now that aggrieved dog is out for revenge.
And who can blame him? Grooming is an emotional business.
I’ve heard that if you get it wrong then the dog places a curse on you and that the only way to amend is to carry out a series of tasks. That would explain Kev’s prolonged disappearance.
The last task, was to get those trousers, i had to wait till nightfall, but i managed it.
Are you free of the Groomer’s Curse now?
Only time will tell. I should have waited for Kev to respond but I wanted to say something. So I have. So there
*giggles with childish glee*
Shush you. We must know of Kev’s fate and whether the Trouser Curse has been lifted.
Whatever happens I know that I have a sealed copy of Skyward Sword hidden away that nobody knows about. Ha.
It’s all about you, isn’t it? Look at you.
It IS isn’t it? Look at me and be inspired. I’ve got everything sealed in plastic and that’s how I enjoy living my “life”.