Following the recent bombshell that our beloved Kev was a secret Lionel Ritchie fan, it prompted me to check if this was correct or more cranks from the rumour mill. That mill has a lot to answer for; it’s where all that speculation about me and the Duchess of Cornwall came from. You come off the London Eye together, rubbing your mouth and pulling up yours trousers and all of a sudden you’re having an affair, completely ridiculous.
I expect he thought he would get away with it but knowing there were cameras about he couldn’t quite help himself so, guard well and truly dropped, out come his pearly whites and cheeky grin. I’ll see if you can spot him in the crowd. It took me a few attempts to find him.
I don’t know why you didn’t tell us sooner, Kev, there’s nothing to be ashamed about secretly jiving to ‘All Night Long’ in the garage when the kids have gone to bed. In fact I’m a little gutted you didn’t invite me along. It’s questionable behaviour but not the reasons you think. Questionable friend behaviour.
I bet you had backstage passes too, didn’t you? I bet you and Lionel were sat drinking tea and talking about ferns for a couple of hours like two drinking buddies. What’s your problem? Worried we might get on better with him, huh? That I might say something silly like, “where do you keep your pasta, Ly-Ly?” then throw a woolly hat over the balcony?
You make me sick sometimes you really do.
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It took me a couple of goes but I did eventually spot him. Is this a genuine photograph? It looks a bit like he’s… Stuck On You.
I have it on good authority that he was there All Night Long.
Did he stand still through the gig or was he Running With the Night?
He got up at least Once, Twice, maybe even Three times for a lady to get past.
She kept nipping to the bar.
Not everyone would have done that. Someone else – Say You, Say Me – might not have been so chivalrous.
Yeah they would have Machine Gun-ned that woman right out of the arena. Thank mercy for Kevin and his Endless Love for his fellow men and women.
Ah, you’ve branched out into Commodores puns! And a good thing too, we were running out of recognisable Lionel Ritchie song titles. That’s going to make things a lot more Easy.
And let us not forget that she’s a brick….
(dum dum dum)