User avatarSmidge on Science: Rain

Seventeen days have gone by since Smidge Manly’s last video, and as seventeen is the number most associated with the Bard of Barnsley, it must be time for his next outing into the world of science.

Rain: you probably think you understand it, because it’s just water and you see it all the time. Well, you’re wrong. Smidge is about to show you just how little you know, and how little he knows too.

19 comments to Smidge on Science: Rain

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    My work computer won’t let me look at this. I have to pretend I can a Smidge face with some rain on it, maybe similar to the front cover of ‘Pacific Ocean Blue’ by Dennis Wilson.

  • I pretended I could a Smidge face once. Didn’t sleep for days.

  • You can pretend whatever you like, but we all know that in truth you can’t a Smidge face with some rain on it. You can’t a Smidge face at all.

    Ha.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    I think you’ll find that I can a Smidge face if I really wanted to. I’m full of possibilities!

  • OK then. Have you a Smidge face yet or is your work computer still implicated in a Smidgelessness scandal?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Work does not like Smidge. It is a Smidge-free zone. I would put a suggestion in the suggestion box but I don’t think I could stand the long silence of someone who hadn’t a clue what I was talking about.

  • I’m happy that we have now proven that you can’t a Smidge face. Let’s draw a line under this sorry business now.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    You know me, I will run a topic right down into the ground, way way down a lot further than most people will push it.

    But for once I will not continue this. Can we go back to Dennis Wilson now?

  • Is he friends with Gary Wilmot? Can you a Dennis Wilson face?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Everyone is friends with Gary Wilmot, except for Chris who still doesn’t know who he is after all these years. And after all the white wine spritzers he’s bought him too, I don’t know…

    Sometimes, when I’m at the lowest point of the day, I can muster up a Dennis Wilson face.

  • I don’t see how we can go back to Dennis Wilson. It was too long ago and the pain was too strong.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Embrace the a Dennis Wilson face.

  • That’s clearly your face. You evidently can a Dennis Wilson face.

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    Not that I like to boast or anything, but I did win the a Dennis Wilson face Wallsend lookalike content in 2017. The price sits smugly next to my bingo trophy from 2012.

  • The price you paid or the price humanity paid for having to deal with a load of wierdy-beardy lookalikes in one place?

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    They took the price humanity paid and lumped it into a tiny gold statue for me to display for everyone to see.

  • As a member of humanity I think that’s a price worth paying.

    (I’m going to be honest, I’ve totally lost track of what’s happening here)

  • Ian "Mac Mac Mac Mac" McIver

    (Me too, but at least I know I can a Dennis Wilson face. I thought maybe I was too old to do it).

  • (If that’s all we take away from this unfollowable morass then it’s definitely been worth it.)

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