There have been all sorts of recent stories in the news of late about people ending up in horrible social situations due to their complete lack of understanding of the Approved Regulation Mealtimes (ARM).
All of the embarrassment and could have been avoided with PBP’s newest tool for the smush-brained socialite, The Compass of Approved Regulation Mealtimes™.
The Compass of Approved Regulation Mealtimes (CARM) comes in an easy to print format and can be carried in the pocket to any event of social standing.
Never again will you mix up your Brunch with your Blunch or your Sinner with your Dupper.
Now GO! Go with the peace of mind that no matter what else you do to make a complete tit of yourself in public, at least you’ll know what meal you just ate.