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Bird Goose

Some say that the name Bird Goose is one descriptive word too many. Some may be right, but the majestic Bird Goose cares not for those people. In fact he poops in their garden and then struts away (seen above).

Bird Goose is an excellent strutter and can often be found swaggering, striding or prancing in a pond near you (not seen above).

Bird Goose often wears incredibly fancy shawls (not seen above).

Bird Goose.

Bird.

Goose.

27 comments on “The Majestic Bird Goose

  • I’m gonna tell you what I told Eamonn Holmes:

    “It’s not big and it’s not clever and put your clothes back on, because the police are at the door.”

  • Do they taste nice and, if so, should we have one stuffed this Christmas?

  • What about chicken nuggets? They don’t taste anything like chicken.

  • So everything tastes of chicken except the things that are supposed to taste like chicken.

    What do beech trees taste of?

  • Gotcha. What a sandy treat that much be. I’m not one for nautical tastes but next time I’m passing one I’ll have a nibble.

  • You… peel bananas? You don’t just push them into your mouth, like a dumpling or a happy meal?

  • What about the small hard object that’s next to the burger. You can eat that though… right?

  • Chicken nuggets taste exactly like factory made, processed chicken should taste, I’ll have you know.

    And I’ll tell you what’s more, fish birds are a real thing. Saw them on the telly this weekend, I did.

  • We’ll need some sort of evidence. You can’t make blasé remarks like that, Miss Wolfson, without a picture or a chalk drawing. Or a tattoo.

  • Well, isn’t David Attenborough’s word enough? He is basically more respected than God.

  • Well, isn’t David Attenborough’s word enough? He is basically more respected than God.

  • My phone wasn’t letting me onto the Beans properly last night.

    YAY! SEE! Someone else saw it too! I’M NOT CRAZY!

  • Well, isn’t David Attenborough’s word enough? He is basically more respected than God.

  • Did Ian just see god? Did the word of David Attenborough speak to him from a burning bush?

  • I was possessed by the spirit of the majestic gorilla duck.

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