This week I passed a statue of a great man on Woodford Green.
I stopped to admire it, and as I did so, I recalled the stirring words of what was probably his greatest ever speech:
“Iodine sandwiches; iodine sandwiches. Iodine sandwiches – iodine sandwiches, iodine sandwiches. Iodine sandwiches.”
Who among us could hear those words and fail to look around for a fascist dictatorship to defeat? Not I. That’s why I immediately set about decking anyone shifty I could see nearby.
Who have you decked recently, and why?