Back in 2018, on a website called Beans, a young man named Chris informed the world that if you ever needed to find where he was all you needed to do was write for a free factsheet to the following address:
Where is Chris now?
PO Box 100
As he has recently changed addresses and disappeared somewhere where horses and drinks cabinets litter the streets and, quite possibly, the stables and corner shops too, I do wonder if this is still correct when trying to look at him?
The only reason I ask is because a recent internet quiz asked me if he was still “marketable” and I decided that the only way was to look at him and thus the only way to find him was using this fool proof method listed as a throwaway comment on a post three years ago.
If anyone can help then do let me know. I tried rigging up a GPS using a pulley system and very surprisingly it didn’t work.
I’ve got geese to feed.
7 comments on “Where is Chris?”
What sort of internet quiz is asking you about me?
The RIGHT kind of internet quiz.
One that pays cash to the people mentioned in the questions?
Is living in France having some kind of dire financial effect on you? This is the second comment you’ve made asking for money. Can’t you afford your onion necklaces or whatever it is you people spend your funds on?
I just like it when people send me money, if I’m honest.
Will you send me some money?
You know fine well that I don’t have any money. I’ve spent it all on whistle pops and candy whistles, mostly for Christmas but SOME for ME too.
A whistly Christmas. I can’t argue with that. Good work.