User avatarTerrible advice

Here is a sign on the London Tubular Railway offering information to drivers.

Thankfully, when my train arrived, the driver disregarded this advice.

6 comments to Terrible advice

  • Due to the certificate shenanigans earlier on, I have not seen this until now. That said I am unsure as to how you can interpret it other than “do not move’.

    What happens when you move? Does the seventh portal to hell open up?

  • Is it possible that after “Do not move” is supposed to be a colon and a space to write in something that shouldn’t be moved eg: “Do not move: Sleeping Tramps”

  • When I move, everything is fine, but then I’m not a driver, at least not on the London Tubular Railway System.

    It is possible that there’s supposed to be something else written after “do not move”. If it’s aimed at people driving trains then I think the next word should probably be “sideways”.

  • Do not move… slowly?

    If they moved any slower, and Chris had to wait more than sixty seconds for his Tube, he’d explode. Which would be a bit of a shame; nobody wants Marshall Chunks.

    Although that could be an excellent pseudonym for you, Chris.

  • Marshall Chunks? Sounds like an obese sheriff in a wild west sitcom. “Now look here, Marshall Chunks. You may be quick on the draw but you’re even faster to finish a bowl of Ma Jessop’s five-alarm chilli. It’s time you went on a diet!” (Cut to montage of Marshall Chunks hilariously attempting various exercises while wearing a white sweatband.)

  • A Marshall Chunks Montage? That’s the secret sentence of the week! You win imaginary balloons and streamers, coming right at your face right about now! Right now. Can you feel it?

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