I’d been wondering where Ian had got to lately. He hadn’t been on the Beans much and there’d been nothing on the Whatsapp group. Turns out he’s gone on holiday to Florida where, by all accounts, he is absolutely tearing the place up.
This lady has been tracking him since Saturday. She wasn’t entirely sure where his holiday would start but she clearly thought Tampa was quite likely. Maybe he was heading for Disneyworld.
Sure enough, a few days later, he’d been pinned down in Orlando.
We all need a nice holiday from time to time. If you’re feeling worn out it can really perk you up. This man thinks it’s done Ian a power of good.
I don’t know when Ian’s going to be back but hopefully we’ll hear from him soon. I imagine right now he’s busy getting autographs from Minnie Mouse and all that. Have fun, Ian! Send us a postcard!
11 comments on “Tracking Ian”
Typical. You live 38 years, and nobody bats an eyelid. Then when you’re engaged in a furious rage that threatens to destroy houses and lives people finally start taking notice.
What have you been doing to gain strength? Looks like you put some size on too. Been powering down the gym?
In order to be an effective hurricane you have to put the time in. There are no half measures here. I’ve been beating up oak trees and watching ‘Bula Quo’ on repeat.
Ian’s body can now cover about a quarter of Florida, which is why his shower is so enormous.
Think how much castoreum that must be and what would happen if I ruptured over “The Sunshine State”.
I refuse to think about that, on moral, ethical and medical grounds.
I’m not sure who changed my name on here but I am positively Italian right now.
I think Artificial Intelligence did it.
Looking at me, the outside me not the inside me (which sounds like one of my book titles) I don’t think anyone is tracking me anymore which is a shame.
Has your holiday in Florida finished? I expect the excitement all died down when you got on the plane home.
Nobody cares about me anymore. They’ve pushed me off to the side so the next hurricane can take over, Hurricane Jonty.