Moley Robotic Kitchen What is this? I don’t know what this is. I don’t know how this can possibly work.
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As one of the more eccentric members of the Beans crew, I can say from the bottom of my heart that I never expected to read those three words in the same sentence.
Baffled to say the least.
At some point I’m going to go back and see what the hell turns up when this place opens. But not yet, I don’t think I’m ready yet.
Well if Lewis and Tucker can create a chartered surveyors (involving some dogs according to the thingy on the right of the photo) then surely Miss Moley and Mr Robotic can make a kitchen?
Are you saying these ridiculous premises were born of ramping outside wedlock?
Can you think of a better explanation?
Is this your famed solo dining experience, with those chairlift thingys, the idea now stolen and put into existence by thieves?
It might be. Everyone underground, curtained off, with robotic moles delivering sad meals to the sad customers. It’s the future of dining and I will be suing them for every penny they’ve got.
Headtorch for every patron. Umbrellas to stop the soil from falling on your plate. Private water closet. Sounds marvellous.
Well get your fill, because once my hot shot lawyers move in there’ll be nothing but smoking ruins where the Moley Robotic Rip Off once stood.
That’s an even better name. Can we trademark that? Moley Robotic Rip Off. I can see the money right now.