Avatar Newsboost – Prevenient Pizza Parlour Perfection

There was cause for celebrations today as it was announced that the first early morning takeaway pizza restaurant will be opening before the end of the month.

‘Pizzas, Pizzas and more Pizzas’ has several branches in the North Wales area, and a new store will be opening just over the border in Chester where the hours will be strictly between 4:00am and 12:00pm. We spoke to the owner, Giovanni DeSouda, about his ideas for a bold new future.

“Pizza is considered to be an evening meal, or at best an indulgence over the lunchtime period. Why can’t you have it any earlier? Who says that pizza must remain outside of breakfast? My top chefs have been working on several recipes to cater for all tastes. What we will be looking at as the expected favourites are the standard all day breakfast, the shreddies and rice crispy delight and the breakfast bar bouquet. As well as this, there will be a mix and match system for those who like to start from scratch, or those with particular tastes.

We are aware that there may still be some takeaways open at the time we will be opening, however they will not be able to offer the kinds of pizzas that we will be making. It is a bit of a risk however based on the figures we have, I believe that we can make it a success!”

The new store will open with a fun-filled family day, beginning at 5:00am with a sack race following by face-painting at 5:30am and ending with a pizza-eating completion around 7:00am.

Reports indicate that most residents in the area will not be attending.


22 comments on “Newsboost – Prevenient Pizza Parlour Perfection

  • I’m not sure anyone’s ever seen me eat a pizza. It’s happened, I know I’ve eaten them, but I’m not sure anyone can actually witness it. Technically, me eating a pizza is a quantum event. The pizza is both eaten and not eaten simultaneously without ever passing through the intermediate stage of eating.

  • I’m not sure I’ve ever seen you eat a pizza. I’ve racked my brains for occasions where it may have happened but I can’t surface a memory.

    I do remember the time we went shopping and only bought things that began with the letter B though.

  • I think the only thing you can do then is upload a video of you eating a pizza as though it is the first time you’ve ever done it.

  • Or a seven second slow motion video of your violently chewing a pizza #Rachelstevensdream

  • This makes me giddy like a young scientist in a haz mat suit for the first time.

  • I may have actually filmed the requested video last night, but I currently can’t find the wire that would get it off my camera and onto my computer.

  • I have. I hopped onto a train last night and while you were buggering about in Bournemouth I stole all of your equipment. ALL of it.

    I will send it back shortly.

  • This is entirely unacceptable. I do not accept it. I will, however, accept the return of my crucial mmmm bop bobbit lead. Hasten its return to my loving embrace, sir.

  • Sure. I’ll post it back to Royskopp or wherever it is that you live now. In a flat above a cake.

  • No. But I’m pretty sure Kev Head is a Mr Man. Let’s check the facts: his real name is “Mr Chang” and I’ve read a Mr Man book about him.

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