Our robot overlords are coming, its only a matter of time, but they will come. For now though AI is still either used to sort through spreadsheets faster than a human, help robot dogs open a door or for titting about making pictures from text commands.
With that last option in mind, I headed over to a text-to-image AI tool and typed in our usernames, and I think you can see that the AI mind has synthesised us perfectly.
A request for images of “Chris5156” gives us the all familiar images of Chris going about his business as some sort of train, or as we often see him, adorning the cover of some sort of sports magazine.
Searching for dear old “Ian ‘Mac Mac Mac Mac’ McIver” brings us similarly familiar results. We all know Ian is a keen lover of football, ominous framed symbols and his ginger hair is the envy of many.
“Kevil” meanwhile returns results of bizarre bird creatures and bald businessmen… spot on!
Just to round-out the set, I checked in on what the computer brains had to show in its databanks for “Pouring Beans“. I wasn’t disappointed. It nailed the pouring rooms at the back of the beans perfectly, right down to the floating sieve and the denim uniforms…
14 comments on “AI Knows you well…”
To begin with, I thought it said AL and not AI.
This is my current nomination for post of the year. It would be a nominee even if the only thing it contained was the reimagining of Ian’s name where he is called “Mioccele ver MaccMaver”.
Thank you, I am personally a big fan of CHI5 the murder nurse and the grey bird thing that appears to have a miniature version of its own skull as a nose.
I do like CHI5 the murder nurse, and the two stretch limo sports trains the AI has found for me. The skullnosed fearbird is giving me nightmares.
Have we always been this scary? I don’t see any of these things when I look in the mirror. Am I looking in the wrong mirror?
I think you’re just used to looking in the mirror. For the rest of us, every glance at your face is a terrible shock.
Kev should have waited until Halloween, this is all harrowing stuff.
*stops looking in the mirror*
Also these images he found are gruesome.
They are. Though I’m increasingly of the view that you’d look quite good with a ginger pudding bowl haircut.
I’d look good with a lot of things, a ginger puddling bowl haircut is not one of them.
Would you look good in a sort of formal football kit with “Macalec” written across your chest? It has decent sized lapels, if that swings it for you.
Now that you mention it. The shorts would have to be so short though that you can practically see my ass cheeks beaming out every time I ran for the ball.
I’d have to see them to be sure, but I think that would still be better than when you stretch the waistband of your fluffy pants out.
If not that then, perhaps the “slightly rotund waistcoated official of some sort” look might be the one for you?
These images still give me nightmares.