I know, I know, I missed a month. It’s sort of worth the wait though, Chris gets sweary at the start of this one and wait ’til you hear next month’s episode… phew.
Anyway, this time we discuss:
- Socks
- Socks over Socks
- Bed Socks
- Socks
- Clothes over clothes
- Fleece.
19 comments on “Episode 16: Socks”
I haven’t listened to this yet, but I am wearing socks.
This was a very cosy and very accommodating podcast, like wearing two pairs of trousers at the same time.
I bet you do wear two pairs of trousers at the same time. It’s been over a year, your double clothing habits have probably expanded out of all control by now.
Have you listened to the podcast yet Chris? He was doing that a year ago!
I did it once or twice. Even I think two pairs of trousers are a little too much. Not a step too far, because I would do it again at the drop of a hat, but a little too much. In fact, if both of you sponsor my walking doggo charity event I’ll do some steps in two pairs of trousers.
I have, yes. My fear was that the one-off double trouser madness might have since turned into a regular abomination. Thankfully it seems we’ve all been spared that outcome.
It feels wrong. Two pairs of trousers feels wrong. It is far too restrictive and I don’t like it. Now if someone could come up with a patent for a pair of trousers within a pair of trousers that was snug and roomy (simultaneously) I would be on-board with that PR disaster.
If you actually want to wear two pairs of trousers at once, then you don’t need a patent for a new type of trouser. You just need the outer pair to be bigger than the inner pair.
Regardless of that, though, my advice remains: don’t.
Doing it yourself is dumb. Getting someone else to do it properly and then charging you for the privilege is the right way. I don’t want some half-baked, half-arsed double trouser mess, I want a professional pair of double trousers.
Well, you can’t have them, because it is wrong. That’s not my opinion, either. It is the law.
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