It is here… It is now… The blockbusting media event that LITERALLY nobody was expecting, needing or wanting.
MR SMITH IS BACK!
Not only is he back, but this time hes going to SPAAAAAACCE!
Guess who’s back?
Author: Kevil
Welcome to 2005!
Welcome to the scary new world of 2005, George Bush has just been re-elected over in the USA, Former Nazi Pope Benedict has been elected the new Pope, Charles and Camilla are to marry and a new video service called YouTube is launched.
Being at the forefront of all that is technological here at the ‘Beans, we now have our own YouTube Channel, replete with (count it…) ONE VIDEO!
More will follow very soon. Here’s hoping that moving from the relative obscurity of Vimeo, we might actually get someone to watch our videos (yeah right).
The end (probably) of #TapSaga
That’s it. It’s over. For now at least anyway.
If anyone ever suggests to you that changing the taps in the bathroom is a quick and easy way to ‘refresh’ your room, my advice is to punch them swiftly in the face.
Let me give you a summary of what has gone on so far in #TapSaga in abbreviated bullet list format:
This is me on PouringBeans…
…typing a message that other people can read.
You two always say that I’m never on “the beans” and that I never write things for other people to read.
Well HA!
This is me proving that I do (occasionally) write things and that you two have done a reading of them. And just to prove that I’ve not just tossed off a quick missive in the vain hope of maybe achieving a bean, I’ve found you a picture of a squirrel with a beak.
An actual sensible idea… ArtDisc
Hello, sorry to interrupt the usual nonsense, but I think I’ve had a great idea, and I’ve called it ArtDisc.
Or at least I think I have, I don’t think I’ve stolen the idea, I think I had it. It’s quite simple, but I’ll break it down anyway:
- Everyone in the UK who owns a car right now probably owns a Tax Disc Holder due to the (until recent) need for everyone who owns a car right now to display a Tax Disc.
- We no longer need to display a Tax Disk in our cars anymore here in the UK.
- In a sad kind of way, I quite like my Tax Disc Holder, and I don’t want to throw it away or put it in a drawer to be throw away in a few years when I have a tidy out.
- Why don’t we all put something else in out Tax Disc Holders?
- ART! A photo, a picture your kids drew, a cut down post card with the Mona Lisa on it, whatever.
- We’d have a nationwide, free to enter, democratically curated national art gallery.
Are you with me?
I like the idea so much, I’ve already made it a website: www.artdisc.co.uk
If you like it too, will you help me push it all over the interwebs and things so that other people might join in?
Any suggestions welcome.
Things You Didn’t Know About 10 Owls
Anyone can write an article about “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Owls”, in fact you’re probably bored stiff of reading them they’re so common these days. You can hardly visit your favourite corner of the web without having five different variations of “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Owls” rammed down your vision pipes, well not here…
Here on PouringBeans™ we like to do things differently. This is no ordinary “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Owls” article, this one is special, this one is “Things You Didn’t Know About 10 Owls”!!!
Lets get straight to it…
The Compass of Approved Regulation Mealtimes™
There have been all sorts of recent stories in the news of late about people ending up in horrible social situations due to their complete lack of understanding of the Approved Regulation Mealtimes (ARM).
All of the embarrassment and could have been avoided with PBP’s newest tool for the smush-brained socialite, The Compass of Approved Regulation Mealtimes™.
The Return of Mr Smith!
Yes that’s right… you heard it here first… Mr Smith is back!
After a brief hiatus of only 7 years, Mr Smith returns in his latest tale of woe, murder and partying, “Mr Smith and the Cactus”.
Read it HERE now.