The Compass of Approved Regulation Mealtimes™There have been all sorts of recent stories in the news of late about people ending up in horrible social situations due to their complete lack of understanding of the Approved Regulation Mealtimes (ARM).
All of the embarrassment and could have been avoided with PBP’s newest tool for the smush-brained socialite, The Compass of Approved Regulation Mealtimes™.
The Return of Mr Smith!
Yes that’s right… you heard it here first… Mr Smith is back!
After a brief hiatus of only 7 years, Mr Smith returns in his latest tale of woe, murder and partying, “Mr Smith and the Cactus”.
Read it HERE now.
Things on my Desk: Unloved SaucesToday I looked round my desk and was faced with a sight that is all too common in modern Britain.
The grim truth is that we all take too many sachets of sauce from the cafe or canteen, we just do. Whether its some sort of instinctive nesting impulse or just the fact that we can get something for free so we do. The untold story though is what happens to all of these unwanted sauces once they are taken from the relative comfort of the canteen stainless steel container. Do they ever make their way home? No, for once they have been removed they somehow become dirty. Nobody has opened them, nobody has licked them, but they can never go back, they are alone. Destined to see out their expiry dates in the back of an office drawer, or become a ticking time bomb in the pocket of someone who never checks their pockets before doing the washing.
Spare a thought for the unloved sauces.
Painted CatsAfter I jokingly said that I was going to “paint the cat” on here the other day, I decided to google the aforementioned phrase and this is what I discovered…
Quite frankly I’m disappointed in the human race.
Words to Live by…Recently my life was shaken to its very foundations and then rebuilt around a piece of prose so profound that I had to take a good hard look at myself in the reflection on the back of a spoon.
The reflection was quite distorted and upside-down but I think we can all agree that this is truly inspirational…
MeatTime for some serious discussion here on PB…
You can, and must, ONLY choose one of the following, unless you want to add another, and then you can, that’s fine too:
The Coldest Pub on EarthThis….
Is currently the coldest pub on earth. Granted we are sat outside, and the inside is toasty, but the inside is full so I am completely justified in my assessment.
The end.
Twitter Test Transmission!This is a wonderfully boring post whose only purpose is to exist.